I literally snorted when I saw this and I honestly cannot stop chuckling.

Oh yeah I went to NYC like a month ago or something, but all that really matters are these great awkward photos that just surfaced.

Oh, and falafel.

I am in purgatory.

I am stuck between this hellish, white-trash suburbia and the city life I’ve always wanted.

There are only three short months until I move into the heart of Baltimore with my best friend and her boyfriend, but I fear they are going to be the three longest months of my life…

anonypoop:

Or at least my cheerful friends at Grovehill. Poop. 

We were literally screaming!

julieoutrage:

animeinplexiglass:

Chiunque abbia creato questa gif merita la mia stima

Disturbingly beautiful. Who writes this shit? 

I will make ALL the mistakes!

(Source: inacosmicfunk, via anonypoop)

This. Is. TRIVIA! 

Beirut- Postcards From Italy

This song is very superficially relevant right now because last night I received a postcard from Italy!!

More specifically, a Christmas card from Preethi!!!

It was addressed to “Lolo Gardiner” which gave me a good chuckle, but it’s meant for all the ladies, so remind me to show it to you next time I see you :D

(Source: cor-gelatum)

Needless to say, the Christmas party was a success!

jillybeen:

and since you are such a martini fan, this one as well…

Rose Martini

Ingredients

• 1 1/2 oz. vodka
• 1 oz. white crème de cacao
• 1/4 oz. rosewater
• small pieces of Turkish delight or rose petals to garnish
• 1 drop rose food color

I miss living with someone that keeps rosewater in stock!

jillybeen:

raifontherocks:

You ready?

Are you ready for the smiley?

It’s coming, get ready.

:)

Look out Mt Vernon.

pretty lady and man friends that I meeeees dearly!

I am going to crash the fuck out of your couch.

as much as I miss you?